so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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