I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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