theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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