i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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