i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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