O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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