Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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