we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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