I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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