I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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