so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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