i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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