We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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