we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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