She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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