Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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