what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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