Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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