Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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