your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Randomize
