Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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