Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
This is my life. Enjoy the view
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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