let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
