...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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