I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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