fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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