Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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