this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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