He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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