if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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