i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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