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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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