My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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