Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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