I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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