It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
What happened?
New Orleans
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