Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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