I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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