Plan B is the new Plan A
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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