I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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