We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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