How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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