did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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