jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
you never un-have a 4some
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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