How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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