Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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