You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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