I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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