he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
