is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I bet he comes in French.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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