I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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