ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
this will be a night to untag.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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