Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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