whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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