Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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