Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Is her dick bigger than yours?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
