I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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